Primera Espada: Orihime Inoue by kvndffy, literature
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Primera Espada: Orihime Inoue
The heads of every Arrancar turned and they glared as the doors to the throne room of the Primera Espada Queen Inoue were kicked open by a group of arrogant Shinigami wearing the shihakusho that marked them as captains of the Thirteen Court Guard squads...the bloodthirsty psychopaths dedicated to ruining the fragile peace our queen created and bringing back the days where even children were preyed upon thanks to the hollows boundless hunger. The three captains walked through the assembled ranks of arrancar as if they were less than dirt. The master of the Fury Corps, Lord Zaraki the Fifth Espada threw his zanpakuto in front of them sending
Bright Noa, the captain of White Base was legendary for enforcing military discipline...even to the point of making kids into skilled pilots...He has heard a call from other manga and anime that need the service only he can provide!
Misato: Shinji you need to fight!
Shinji: I can't! I don't want to! You can't make me!
Bright Noa: Maam did you try slapping him?
Misato: Who are you? How'd you get into Nerv!?
Bright: Major Katsuragi, do you want him to stay a wimp?
Misato: God no.
Bright: I'm only going to need five minutes.
Kaji: Who the hell was that guy?
Misato: Bright Noa, he's in some military uniform do you know him?
Kaji: Bright
On a sad day in Konohagakure, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura mourn the loss of their teacher Kakashi Hatake.
Naruto: What did THAT to him?
Sakura: A vampire?
Sasuke: There's no such thing.
Sakura: What else could take all of the fluid out of a human body?
Sasuke: Naruto is a ninja with ADD who wears freaking orange, is friends with a talking frog, completely against attacking from behind, we scream out our super ultra deadly rip your ass apart attacks, and it takes twenty episodes to kill anything that isn't cannon fodder. We're as close to actual ninjas as...sorry no analogy can come close to how ridiculous this premise is.
Sakura: Oh ri
Interview with Eva chars CH 1 by kvndffy, literature
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Interview with Eva chars CH 1
Kevin Duffy: Hi everyone, I'm a very large Evangelion fan, to the point of being only half a step away from being a shut in who chants Rei Ayanami to try to summon her to Earth. I said half step, so don't read into it too much. *Ahem* anyway, I had the chance to interview some of the characters from Evangelion. Most of the main characters seem to have issues with their parents, so I decided to keep this highbrow and ask them serious questions and not just try to get every female character into bed. Is that crazy? Probably, but I don't write lemons.../cough and post them /cough. Anyway this is a transcript of the interview, oh and for s
Eva Character Interview CH 2-1 by kvndffy, literature
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Eva Character Interview CH 2-1
Another episode of me interviewing Evangelion characters, plus an attempt on my life! What could be better?
Second Episode: Secondary Characters and Kaji vs Rodrigo!
KD: Ok, we're back for a second episode. Apparently we weren't cancelled due to me lacking energy to write.../looks at the other multi chapter fanfics on his DA page...I'll return one day I promise.
Guts: You sure as hell better!
KD: *Ahem* Well, we have the secondary characters on this episode...it might be a two parter. Gendou might be on this episode, if he is any attempts on his life on my part aren't my responsibility...HE HURT REIII!!!! /takes out fla
Eva Character Interview CH 2-2 by kvndffy, literature
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Eva Character Interview CH 2-2
Ok Kaji managed to ruin the previous episodes broadcast, every concealed weapon he had was confiscated...although for some reason the woman who patted him down is taking a pregnancy test right now. Dammit Kaji!
Kaji gives a thumbs up.
Second Episode: Secondary Characters and Kaji vs Rodrigo!
KD: Hi everyone, the bloodbath...sorry technical difficulties we were experiencing shouldn't be bothering us anymore, we have a very very frightened cameraman who just made eye contact with Kaji and...Kaji why are you dropping your pants...how the hell did you hide a pistol up there???
Kaji shoots the cameraman with his hidden pistol
Interview with Eva chars CH 3 by kvndffy, literature
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Interview with Eva chars CH 3
Kevin Duffy: Hi everyone, I was on hiatus because I was too tired to write. I recently found out I do have a life...it was a shock to the core of my very being. Well that business is over and thanks to some much needed encouragement I decided to keep the interviews going.
Today we're interviewing Kensuke Aida. He's one of Shinji's friends, you know the one who's only dialogue seems to be about Misato or becoming an Eva pilot? Yea him. He's always in his school unifrom and usually carries around a video camer...oh goddammit.
Producer: Don't worry, Kaji was escorted out.
KD: Thank you all that is holy, maybe today we can go without a cr
Interview with Eva chars CH 4 by kvndffy, literature
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Interview with Eva chars CH 4
Kevin Duffy: This interview is dedicated to the cameramen who've...
Kaji: Gone to Hell.
KD: Shut up, passed on, they...
Kaji: Were collateral damage.
KD: Shut the hell up, killed by a certain...
Kaji: Secret agent looking for....
KD: Desperate women, or women who drink heavily. He committed these acts
Kaji: Of heroism.
KD: Of murder because he has a pathological hatred for anyone using a camera.
/pause
Kaji: What? There's nothing for me to correct on that.
KD: Well, I told him I'd get revenge for what he managed to do to my fic.
Kaji: You mean double it's fans to two?
KD: **** you. Well he told me to do my worst, and he's goin